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tiredestprincess:

i woke up at 8am today? after months of sleeping through the afternoon? and i feel good ? wow i’m getting better and better.. sexy and hotter…….pound the alarm

morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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tim-barber:

King Krule photographed by Tim Barber for Libertin Dune Magazine, styled by Brittany Berger. 

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itsvondell:

the powerfull tall racist white sorcerer, delicious mal foil, clutching his beautiful racist son, david mal foil

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

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fornicute:

stereograms:

say it ain’t so | weezer

nothing made me happier than the boys playing this song behind me on the hot pavement and the entirely of the group screaming SAY IT AIN’T SOOOOO in unison

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assballconnector:

crimewave420:

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

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sidnugget:

I say we bring back the term dankrupt I don’t know if it ever went away but no one says it where I life and I love it

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

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