(Source: stupidgayurl)

Some of Harry Styles's Dumbest TweetsHarry: The hotel shower gel smells like cheeseburgers. Now I smell like a cheeseburger.
Harry: Draw Something has broken on my phone. I'm distraught.
Harry: Woke up in a sterling mood today!! I slept on my arm and now it's floppy....
Harry: Lovely day in Dallas.... Howdy.
Harry: #ReasonstoGetNaked
Harry: Deerstagram??
Harry: Harold Baggins.
Harry: Biafra Falls!

iphone420:

someone left me a voicemail today and was like ‘i sent samantha home with her notebook’ and i was laughing for 12 minutes

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

I’ve been doing a lot of reading online about evolution and natural selection and how there is this thingcalled the apex predator. Basically this is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, and as human beings, we are considered the apex predator; but only because smaller animals can’t feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right? A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly… and I think that means something. I just think that really means something.

this movie was pretty intense man

(Source: sibunas)

My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.

Louis interrupts Niall’s interview

(Source: hommos)

(Source: eatsleepband)

(Source: weheartit.com)

gossip-paul:

♕ H, you been neglected by Louis, this past Leleanor week? ♕

Sexual frustration can often deliver the best of 1D Moments…

And you delivered.

XO XO Gossip Paul

petetus:

me

(Source: kickthepj)

(Source: czech-one-direction-fan)

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost)

(Source: fuckyeahjalex)